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That adviser on John McCain’s campaign staff who suggested that the Arizona senator might want to give a sleepy, uninspiring, ill-rehearsed, ungracious speech in front of an unenthusiastic crowd, all of whom needed a couple of shots of Lil Jon’s Crunk Juice, in a sparsely-populated Louisiana auditorium, on the very same night that Barack Obama, current gold medal champ of American political speech-making, was scheduled to give an acceptance speech before tens of thousands of people in a packed stadium in St. Paul, MN, the site of this year’s Republican National Convention? Yeah, that guy’s head is probably rolling right about now.

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Comments (4)

No. 1 · Thecookie

Big Mac needs a Big Makeover if he's going to compete against Barry O'Beautiful to be America's Political Idol …
http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.....hn-mccain/

Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 2:37 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Jack Bauer

Sure McCain's a clunker, but if folks really think come Nov 4, voters are gonna be voting for Jimmy Carter's 2nd term, they're even more deluded than BO.

And uh–that's, um… (pause) one uh… deluded — arr– dude.

Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 2:53 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · jc

I don't think McLame or McOldie will beat the new McDreamy, haha. After all, jimmy carter did win the presidency after the treacherous nixon presidency.

Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 10:11 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Bobby

Saw em on http://www.thehumanhybrid.com !!! HILARIOUS!!!

Posted: Jun 5, 2008 at 1:32 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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