Obama Gives Queen iPod; World Roars
Hey, did you hear? Barack Obama gifted the Queen of England a fancy video iPod full of pictures of her and a couple recordings of his speeches. There were also some terrible show tunes nobody enjoys. She said she liked it fine, but the Internets HATE IT, because apparently Obama should have given her Lincoln's bones or some shit. Now comment boards are erupting with people saying that the first couple aren't "classy." Which brings to mind one of my dearly departed grandmother's favorite sayings: "Trust me, people who use the word 'classy' aren't."
No they aren't, grandma. No they aren't.