Sorry it's been so long since you were force-fed some ridiculous anecdote about these clown college graduates, but a) Thanksgiving is a time for resting up and yelling at your mom, not freaking out about the minutia of Madge's life and b) A-Rod actually managed to see his kids for the holidays, and thus avoided a whole post on here about being the worst father of the year (behind Ashton).
But it's been over a week since we last reported on Madonna in a tiff about Rodriguez not attending kabbalah sessions, so it's time for another update in the lives of the old and irrelevant!

Happy early Christmas, y'all.

A knowledgeable real estate source tells us the kabbalah-crazed pop queen and the skirt-chasing power hitter are "discreetly looking at properties between Fifth and Park avenues, from just above 60th Street through the 80s.

"Madonna personally came to look at one house a couple of months ago, and Alex has been looking recently," the insider said. "We're talking about private, double-width mansions in the vicinity of $30 million to $60 million."

The pugnacious duo might also looking for a secluded fortress in the Hamptons for summering. But of course, A-Rod's flack says the whole house-hunting scenario is a bunch of b.s., which we'd normally believe but who bothers lying about Madonna's whereabouts these days? The only way to make this gossip filler interesting is if Madonna happened to buy the place from Charles Kushner.