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When Should Barack Use His Bad Boy Voice?

PRESIDENTIAL SWEARING — In a brilliant little move, select excerpted clips from Barack Obama's audiobook version of Dreams of My Father have made their way to the interwebs — clips in which he introduces listeners to his foul-mouthed childhood friend, Ray. How nobody thought to snag these soundbites sooner we don't know, but we do know it's a treat to hear pretty boy Obama using his best "urban" voice to say, "Sorry-ass motherfucker ain't got nothin' on me." Oh how we wish the president spoke these phrases more often. And if he did, here's how we'd want him to wield them. (Clickable swears under here!)

Hat tip to the Boston Phoenix.

"You know that guy ain???t shit. Sorry-ass motherfucker ain???t got nothing on me, right? Nothin'"

Perfect for:

• Describing predecessor George W. Bush's legacy.

• When he breaks some chump's ankles on the basketball court.

• When he kisses Vice President Joe Biden's wife on the lips right in front of him.

"There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you."

Perfect for:

• The next O'Reilly interview.

• Meeting with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad without preconditions.

• Sarah Palin's run in 2012.

"You ain???t my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries!"

Perfect for:

• When Jill Biden, confused by the kiss, asks Obama to join her for lunch.

• When Rahm and the guys ask him to pick up the tab.

• Answering the requests of rebel forces, trained by the CIA, who come begging for weapons to kill democratically elected leaders.

"So what happens when we go out to a party with some sisters, huh? What happens? I'll tell you what happens: BLAM! They on us like there's no tomorrow."

Perfect for:

• When describing the perks of DC to an apprehensive Democrat he wants to run in 2010.

• Telling VP Joey B. about his wild diplomacy tour to Europe.

• Winning over all the aged, drunken former frat idiots in the US government, all of whom will never pass on a good sex story.

Comments (109)
No. 1 · Darth Paul

I'd be happy if he just started talking to FNC and North Korea like Thulsa Doom or Darth Vader (the real one). One needn't speak ghetto-y to come across as powerful, threatening, and Black.

Actually, it'd be kinda hot if he started talking like Idi Amin.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 1:43 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · blake


We know that you hate Obama and think he's "treasonous," but this is sleazy.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 2:34 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Mark

It's not sleazy, it's awesome. And this is destined for a place of honor in the library of canonical dance/hiphop samples.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 2:51 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · jvill

Ring tones!

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 3:51 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Joshua

C'mon don't be offended because you're still in a presidential election honeymoon with the guy. This is hilarious! I wish he would talk like that to his subordinates on television, that would make my life, or how about House GOP or the DEA lol. "John Boehner you's a bitch"

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 4:10 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Dan


Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 4:10 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Sigh

Lamest post ever.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 4:13 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Goon

This was great. What's wrong with our african american president having some soul? Nothing that's what.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 4:20 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · D

Now that shit is Funny!!!!

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 4:21 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · mischievious

I am so glad my President is down.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 5:19 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Fublag

This is hilarious!

Me: "Check it out, Obama quote!"
Friend: "…what?"

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 6:59 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Al

I can finally laugh at obamarama with hilarity and not fear.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 7:06 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Luke

This is great!
And it's for a valid purpose - you people need a sense of humor.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 7:46 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · who cares

dude who cares. its funny.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 8:26 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Aiden

May these be the first of many defining moments of Barack's career as President.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 8:43 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · Monique

ROFL HELL YES this is great!

it just reaffirms to me that i made the right decision when I voted! we finally have a president who is real


Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 8:58 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · Scooter

Regardless of whether the o.p. hates Obama, I think this is classic and I'm sending the link to all my friends.

He was reading for an audiobook, and when you do that, you read what's on the page. I think it's a little bit funny that he doesn't sound 100 percent comfortable with the patois, but he does his best anyway.

G.W.B. never did anything nearly this cool in his life.

The "ring tones" suggestion was pure genius, and probably prescient as well.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 9:15 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 18 · lesismore

It's as if Obama was on "The Wire." Bloody marvelous.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 10:53 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 19 · yahooserious

oh my god…you mean he's human? I can't wait for this stuff to be sampled into bad techno songs

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 10:58 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 20 · Cyclonus

LOL George Carlin would be proud. Can't wait for this to be mixed with his speeches.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 11:30 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 21 · Sinny

Ha, he sounds like Tom from the Boondocks.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 11:42 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 22 · TC

I doubt this is his voice, it's just someone that sounds like him.. .laaaaaaame

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 12:32 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 23 · Tommy

He sounds like a white man talking black.

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 12:43 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 24 · Joe

This is hilarious.

It's possible, but given the story they have to explain it, it sounds likely that this is actually Barrack's voice. I suppose you would hafta buy the audiobook to be sure. Either way, worth a laugh.

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 12:57 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 25 · ME

Anyone have these in a downloadable format? I wanna use these as ringtones.

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 1:42 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 26 · AshGavs

this is so fantastic.

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 3:12 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 27 · Chaz

Very much epic!

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 3:34 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 28 · Mack

Obama Motherfucker Remix:

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 4:17 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 29 · kevin

its his voice. Everything hes said is from dreams of my father, trust me ive read the book.

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 12:10 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 30 · brandi

awesome. purely and simply awesome. i love you barack!!

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 12:37 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 31 · booger

obammunists, embrace your new charismatic dictator.

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 2:37 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 32 · Chris

I am Obama's biggest fan and I think this is some funny shit. I wish it was really him and not the voice of his childhood friend played by him.

Go Obama.

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 4:38 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 33 · Martin Lewis

That was funny as fuck! Great post!

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 4:46 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 34 · Bpayne

my my my president is black!

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 5:12 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 35 · getreal

@Tommy: "Talking black" what an ignorant stupid statement. Black is a race not a way of talking. He sounds like an educated man imitating an uneducated man. White people have not cornered the market on speaking the english language properly. Think before you speak. Saying that to someone makes you sound stupid and racist.

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 5:20 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 36 · getreal

@BB: Yeah it is much classier to send thousands of American youths to their deaths based on a lie. But clutch the pearls don't use bad words!! Conservatives are funny you guys are the political equivalent of a man picking corn out of poop.

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 5:23 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 37 · Rumpelstilzchen


Not really ignorant, just a generalization. Obviously not all blacks talk this way. Most don't. But a higher percentage do, in comparison with other races. Other races have their own groups with stereotypical speech patterns. It's to be expected by everyone. We all belong to specific discursive communities, and our language and lifestyle reflects upon that. Is it "talking black?" No, but it is technically more accurate "talking (other race here)."

Get off your pedestal. Your arguments make you sound stupid and ignorant.

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 5:38 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 38 · getreal

@Rumpelstilzchen: I don't appreciate people judging people by stereotypes if that is being on a pedestal hand me the step stool.

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 6:16 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 39 · redsongia

The funniest part is how clearly he enunciates in his bad-boy voice.

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 8:39 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 40 · K

get over it ! President Obama is just a REAL person Dammit ! he ain't a saint.

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 9:04 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 41 · Oh Bama

Obama gonna hav'ta choka a bitch?

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 9:25 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 42 · Alex Voz

I love it. He is quoting his book - it is art and literature. I think it is great and it feels so refreshing to know that he is a real person.

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 9:25 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 43 · Stalker

We have the worlds biggest idiot in the WH and people are laughing at his reading his "autobiography" from when he was what? 30? What jackass writes a memoir for their first 30 yrs? I'll tell you….an arrogant piece of shit named Obama. Charm and grace may carry you a little ways down the road, but world leaders who have been there, already hate this piece of shit. He's making GWB look like a Rhodes Scholar. This guy is a moron. Ask him for his grades from Columbia and how he got into Harvard….

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 10:16 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 44 · Shannon

LOL, that's hilarious!!!

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 10:16 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 45 · getreal

@Stalker: He was the head of the Harvard law review. He was the top of the class at Harvard law school arguably the most elite school on this planet. George Bush got into Yale with a 2.3 average (talk about affirmative action) because he was a legacy and his father was rich. It is funny to see the racist who sense of superiority is so threatened by Barak Obama. Sorry our President is a man whose has excelled his whole and he happens to be black I know that makes people like you squirm. It is interesting to see people who "just don't like him" or call him Messiah the fact is that in your mind the President was always supposed to be an old ,rich, white guy. There is a whole country of people out there and our leaders will reflect that. There WILL be a jewish president ,a female president, an asian president, a latino president, and on and on.So I know it makes you feel better about yourself to call him the worlds biggest idiot but that doesn't make it true. We just got rid of the world greatest idiot he almost took this country down with his policies that is what happens when you elect a career C student because you think he seems like a nice guy. This time we elect a career A student who got ahead by hard work and student loans not daddy's money. He not only got into Harvard but was at the top of his class. Build a bridge and get over it the reign of the entitled is over form now on you've got to earn it.

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 11:02 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 46 · Resource based Ecnomimy

@Stalker: @stalker, your a ignorant piece of shit stalker. Im sure your about 16 or 17 not knowing what the fuck your talking about, but im glad to say that we just got the the worls largest piece of shit out of office. He single handedly changed this country forever for the worst, took total advantage of his power just like his father and braught another pointless war upon us that is going to end up worse than vietnam. next time you talk about ANYTHING try doing just a little research before you start typing away thinking you know what the fuck your talking about.


ignorant bitch

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 11:55 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 47 · ty

@Stalker: fuck u bitch

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 12:25 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 48 · fred

@Stalker: You're kinda mean. You're also 100% right correct about everything you said. You'll never hear a good retort to your Columbia question, because there isn't one. It's all just embarassing, really.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 1:00 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 49 · jenna

…Are you seriously going to believe that if this had gotten out before the election he wouldn't have won? Who gives a flying shit what he said way back when; this has no impact on his ability to run a country.
Blake was right when he called this sleazy; if this is the best you can do, what's the point of even posting it.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 1:13 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 50 · getreal

@fred: Please explain to us point by point how he is 100% right and make sure you provide proof. I would bet 100% you can't. Prove me wrong although we both know you won't be able to…try.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 1:36 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 51 · Harry Barracuda

Excellent! It's what America needs. A president that can tell that fucking Iranian asshole "Go fuck yourself Nigga"!

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 2:15 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 52 · J

Just like Obama's friend said "There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you."

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 9:18 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 53 · summer Silverman

This is classic.
Growing up as a coloured boy, I can
appreciate the humour. Take it lightly
if you can.

It's like Foxworthy poking fun at the "good old boys".

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 10:00 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 54 · fred

Why I believe Stalker is correct, since some of you have loudly asked for "proof." Here you are:

re: Obama's Columbia Univ. mystery grades.
From the New York Sun, among others:
"…Federal law limits the information that Columbia can release about Mr. Obama's time there. A spokesman for the university, Brian Connolly, confirmed that Mr. Obama spent two years at Columbia College and graduated in 1983 with a major in political science. He did not receive honors, Mr. Connolly said, though specific information on his grades is sealed. A program from the 1983 graduation ceremony lists him as a graduate."

re: Harvard
Paraphrased from statement from Harvard Univ., readily available online and in news accounts.

He was an excellent student at Harvard, one of several, but was by no means at THE top of his class or THE editor of the Harvard Law review. He was one of more than 80 students selected to serve as editors of the Harvard Law Review. He contributed, as did more than 80 others. He did graduate in the top 10% of his class at Harvard, which is excellent. He's the president. I would hope so.

re: What type of idiot writes his memoir at age 30.
Obama. OK, he's not an idiot. Still, it's the most shallow thing you could possibly write at age 30, fresh off your mystery years at Columbia and still in a haze from your occasional drink, marijuana and cocaine use. Write your memoirs later in life, when someone other than you cares.

Done. Now drop me a line when he is no longer an Indonesian citizen. Obama is a bright guy who is also way too selective and secretive about his past personal life. That's my take.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 10:24 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 55 · aint blak


man obama aint black! he is half white and half black, it really pisses me off when people call him an african american, African americans are people born in africa and move to the usa. even if your 100% black and born in the usa that doesnt mean ur an african american, it just means your family is of african descent!

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 11:02 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 56 · redsongia

One of many editors of the Harvard Law Review? Sorry, it doesn't work that way. Every law review in the country is made up of many student called "associates," usually from the top 10 or 25 percent of the class, though some schools allow you to "write on" to the law review, by working on a legal research paper in the summer after your first year.
Then, after spending a year working as an associate on the law review during which time you proofread and edit submissions for publication, you can be elected "Editor." Yes, all students on law review "edit" papers, but they are not THE Editor of the law review.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 11:14 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 57 · raysanni


You really seem to be grasping for something with the "proof" you're offering,, but dude, you're failing. If Federal Law limits what Columbia can release about the President's grades, then there's nothing else to be done about that. It's not like Obama conjured up that law to deceive the American people. And, to be honest, releasing his grades at Columbia are not requisite for running to be President of the United States.

But since you acknowledge he's a bright man for graduating top 10% at Harvard law, how can you agree with Stalker? Stalker writes:
We have the worlds biggest idiot in the WH and people are laughing at his reading his "autobiography" from when he was what? 30? What jackass writes a memoir for their first 30 yrs? I'll tell you???.an arrogant piece of shit named Obama. Charm and grace may carry you a little ways down the road, but world leaders who have been there, already hate this piece of shit. He's making GWB look like a Rhodes Scholar. This guy is a moron. Ask him for his grades from Columbia and how he got into Harvard???.

Obama's a moron? Because he wrote a book? How does that even make sense? Obama makes GWB look like a Rhodes Scholar? False.

Here's who writes a memoir before the age of 30:
The first black PRESIDENT of the Harvard Law Review, and not, as you incorrectly stated, just an editor. Yes, the first black president of the Harvard Law Review who, because of that honor, was ASKED to write a book about race relations and who was offered a fellowship at U Chicago so that he could write this book.

Lastly, Obama never gave up his American citizenship to become a citizen of Indonesia. Indonesia does not allow dual citizenship. And, the constitution does not allow someone to hold dual citizenship and be the president of the US. But, since you insist upon being ridiculous, I ask you this:

Do you think a government that did things like out Valerie Plame because her husband criticized Bush or one that tortured prisoners in Guantanamo Bay wouldn't be able to find out something as simple as whether or not Barack Obama is citizen? Please, give your conspiracy theories a rest!

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 11:19 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 58 · fred

R@redsongia: That's fine that you want to type that, but you're wrong. Obama was president of the Harvard Law Review, not THE editor. He served as one of more than 80 editors prior to his role as president of the publication. Vol. 104 was the publciation run during his tenure, to be exact. And he only served as president during the first four issues of that volume. If you say it fast, it sounds fine. If you actual care about facts, he was a middling presence at best.

Thanks for playing.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 11:26 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 59 · fred

@raysanni: I'm not grasping for anything. They're just facts. That you don't like them is telling _ and sad.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 11:34 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 60 · raysanni

@aint blak: you're a fucking idiot. Black Americans identify as African American, and it is the more politically correct terminology for Blacks in this country.

Second, Barack Obama identifies himself as a black man. Are you gonna tell him he can't? Just because it makes YOU angry? How one identifies oneself is his/her own business, and something as silly as your anger isn't going to alter his perception of himself. But go ahead, keep thinking your opinion on that matter means anything.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 11:36 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 61 · raysanni

@fred: yet made no response to any of my statements directly. got it.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 11:39 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 62 · fred

@raysanni: Oh God. Here's your response. You're right, Columbia doesn't have to release Obama's grades.
But Obama can. Every other candidate did.
Let's agree to disagree. I'm the civil type. Cheers.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 11:49 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 63 · fred

@raysanni: Another response for you, while I'm in responding mode. Obama's grade point average upon graduating from Columbia Univ. was 3.3. That is known, but it doesn't detail his specific grades in specific topics. Whatever. It's an "Oll Korrect" GPA. (As in `OK' for the newbs!) It doesn't, however, get you into Harvard. Affirmative action does. I have nothing against AA and it's use at that time. I've benefited from similar programs myself.

Unlike Obama, however, I readily admit it. That's the difference.

I'm sure he'll do fine. I just don't like secrets.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 11:58 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 64 · raysanni

@fred: how is that at all a response to any of what I said, and what you initially stated?

I asked how you could agree with Stalker who stated Obama is a moron. Nothing about what you just said would lead me to agree that Obama is a moron. Even if Obama got in to Harvard Law with the aid of Affirmative Action, it does not negate the fact that he A) graduated magna cum laude from Harvard Law (affirmative action does not work inflate grades) and B) became the review's first (elected) Black President. Still not understanding why you agreed that he was a moron. If you don't still agree, that's fine.

You've not addressed my rebuttal to your argument about his citizenship status or his reasons for writing a memoir by the age of 30. If you've come to agree with me, then I accept that, and if not, I can assure you that Affirmative Action has nothing to do with those things.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 12:11 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 65 · fred

He's not a moron and I still don't agree with you. These are parallel truths. I'm just saying that not even G.W. Bush had this many gaps in his background. Not even close. You can hate Bush all you want, and posit Obama as the antidote, but Bush won twice without hiding a thing from anyone at the polls. Like it or lump it, he ran on exactly the person he was. Simple to a fault. And he beat the best the Democrats threw at him. Gore and Kerry. Remember those names, Gore and Kerry. You have them to thank for everything you hate. They haven't mattered - on any level - for a dozen years.

Obama won't be your answer. He's a decent enough guy. But the `idea' of Obama far exceeds the reality.

Now about that citizenship… ah, nevermind. It's close enough.


Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 12:58 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 66 · raysanni

@fred: I've never made an arguments for or against Bush, I simply poked holes in your false claims about about Obama. IMO, you've yet to follow up any of your claims with actual facts.

but, thanks for the exchange.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 1:25 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 67 · fred

And that, ladies and gentlemen , is how Obama got elected. Gliding over facts and details, as though they never existed. Thanks Raysanni. You've been a good sport and a perfect example.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 1:46 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 68 · raysanni

@fred: i did no such thing.

haha what? I can't tell if you're being serious. I'm gonna assume you are, so, you never said this?

"Now about that citizenship??? ah, nevermind. It's close enough."

that was just after i countered your suggestion that obama is an indonesian citizen. there's never been a clearer example of people ignoring facts than your decision to not engage then. also, you never explained why there's something wrong with writing a memoir before the age of 30. Especially one that so honestly addresses the President's past drug use. I've successfully countered each of the arguments from post number 55. And based on your subsequent responses to my counters, I can conclude that you're a huge joke.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 1:56 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 69 · alex g

How can you say bush never hid anything? His years in the National Guard, his alledged drug use, which he responded "I haven't committed a felony in the last twenty years." I think Mr. Bush is hiding much more than Obama who was completely open with his drug use. I don't understand what releasing his specific grades at Columbia will show you, that he is as intelligent as we all think? Also affirmative Action does not inflate grades, if you and a student of EQUAL credentials are competing, affirmative action then comes into play, thank you.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 2:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 70 · alex g

@aint blak
Goon, are you mentally handicapped, African-American is not someone who moves from Africa to the United States, Black is the universal word for all people with Black skin, African-American is the term for Black people living in the United States, so yes Barack Obama is an African-American.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 2:05 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 71 · Steven

This made my day. I 'StumbledUponed' this. Great work.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 3:36 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 72 · getreal

Here is the announcement in the NY times from 1990 announcing the first black head of the Harvard Law Review. I have realized that there are certain people who are so disturbed by President Obama because if your whole world was built on your own superiority you would feel shaken when proof to the contrary was presented. For the conservatives who have "proof" he did not go to Harvard why not just call they are quite proud of him. As are all the schools in Hawaii and Kansas he went to as a child there are yearbook and report cards. Conservatives deny Barak Obama because in there hear of hearts they don't think blacks are capable of being the president of the harvard law review or the President of the United states. Fred at your core you just don't think this black man could every be superior to a white man in anything. Intellect, qualifications,leadership. That makes you racist or deeply deeply stupid.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 4:44 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 73 · getreal

Seriously read the article from almost twenty years ago it gave me chills.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 4:50 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 74 · deviledegg

OMG your an idiot, seriously. That's right presidents are suppose to be perfect humans never cuss or make mistakes or umm i don't know be real., So what he cussed, who care its not Obama that's going to ruin this country its ignorant asses like you.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 5:44 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 75 · Bridget


Amen to that!

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 7:13 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 76 · Soylent Green

It's funny. He's a bright guy. Anyone who thinks they are smarter then you run for office. But for now..He's in charge that's why we hold elections. Get over it. If you're simply prejudice then sorry but you're a dying breed. A few more generations should just about do it completely. And I mean it from both sides..or should I say all sides. Worlds growing smaller.

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 7:34 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 77 · Guru

Everyone knows he is quoting his friend right? He did the audio recording of the book himself so he is just reading what he wrote that someone else said. He isn't the one who said these things so unless quoting someone else is "keeping it real" he isn't saying these things.

Only funny out of context but the way this has spread, about 90% of the comments are from people who thinks this was the prez caught on tape saying some crazy shit…that would be awesome lol but this isnt.

Still funny as hell considering who he is now ;-)

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 12:29 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 78 · getreal

Well I guess you concede defeat fred. I researched the acceptance requirements for Harvard Law with or without affirmative action a person must have IMPECCABLE GRADES, grades superior to anything George Bush or for that matter John Mccain (who was a mediocre student and only graduated the academy because of generals letters of reccomendation). Unless you actually believe the NY Times ran a false story twenty years ago for an unknown 28 year old graduate student. You proven yourself to be such a gullible idiot so don't believe what fox news tells you do a little bit of research. Call Harvard don't just be a sheep look get over it blacks are not inferior and we have one leading us now so get used to it.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 1:28 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 79 · Ryne

That sounds like Dave Chappelle imitating a white guy imitating a black guy. Funny stuff.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 2:00 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 80 · Nairobian

QUITE N INTERESTING POST! what else can one say?

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 3:22 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 81 · Buck Buck

Man, it is SO FUNNY to see the libs here gettin' their panties all in a knot because someone is having fun over their Obamassiah.

Just wait…these guys will soon be demanding that the original post be taken down because it's "hate speech" or some similar politically-correct stupidity.

Imagine living in a time in which making fun of the president is a "hate crime."

Stalin never had it so good.

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No. 82 · raysanni

@Buck Buck: you're stupid if you think no liberals found this funny.

yay for idiotic generalizations!

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No. 83 · Soundwave


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No. 84 · Solerso68

I have to hand it to you tards, your consistent. yuck up it losers. god knows you have so little else to feel good about, and i would be small ideed to deny you that. but laugh just as hard at the next republican, boy molesting, closet-homo media circus. you owe it to yourselves. my moneys on john boehner, but i hear mitch mconnel might be a solid thing too.

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No. 85 · Eula Brown

This message is intended for the Stalker: You are a hater. You are jealous of Obama because he is a cut above. You probably have done nothing with your life. A man like Obama scares you, because you have to revise your thinking, and that is difficult for you. It is so much easier for you to hate than to give this exceptional man his due respect. But guess what, he does not require your approval. You can remain in your tiny little world of very small minds. Walk on chicken with your ass picked clean.

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No. 86 · Who cares

ok this shit is mad funny lol haha oh and another thing i went through the website and it seems mad racist towards blacks im part black so yeah its going to be offensive not all black ppl are ghetto fried chicken eaters etc…racism is disgusting and it really needs to end because white people aren't goin anywhere black people aint going anywhere asaians aint goin anywhere we' re just going to have to stick it thru till the world crumbles god put us here for peace and to bring new life not to hate on other races….no race is superior to the other let's get that straight….

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No. 87 · Who cares

@Eula Brown: if you mad at stalker thank god you didnt check the other part of this site they're hatin on BET shows saying theyre cop offs and stuff like that honestly this website from what i saw so far seems pretty racist….welcom to comment me back anytime if you think the same way

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No. 88 · getreal

It is shocking because isn't jossip (jewish+gossip)? I would never expect to see so many racist posts from people who themselves know the sting of discrimination. It is surprising.

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No. 89 · Kelli

In response to Stalker's #43 comment, I could't have said it better. Ok maybe I'd water down the part of him being a jackass and a piece of shit. I'm certainly not a fan of his but he is our president now and I'm not going to lower my standards like the Bush haters did by whining the whole time he was president, they're the true jackasses! We need to come together and pull through during these next 4 years and Lord knows Obama needs ALL the prayers he can get.

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No. 90 · Johnny Weirdo

Obama is truly a bad ass motherfucker. It's so great we have a President that is a true bad ass once again. US FUCKIN A!

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No. 91 · getreal

@Kelli: We have a new President and let's support him. I think calling people jackasses takes away from your point. I never hated Bush I was not a fan but when you look at the state of the economy, this long expensive war where we were supposed to be greeted as liberators, and the damage he did to our position as leader of the free world. Maybe it is you that is the jackass you are still supporting this guy who has done more damage to our country than any President in decades. Your opinions have been proven faulty the last 8 years so maybe it is time to listen learn and think out of the box a little bit instead of just thinking what Fox news tells you to. We saw how that turned out the last 2 times. I traveled to Europe twice last year and one to Asia every country I visited was overwhelming pro-Obama. Could it be you who is a little wrong? You were obviously wrong last time with Bush.

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No. 92 · Kelli

In response to GETREAL: Sounds like we've got a koolaide drinker over here!!!!!!!!

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No. 93 · anon

aha! and there it is!

step #2 from the republican handbook on arguing.

1) call Obama "the messiah"
2) make a reference to having "drunk the kool-aid" (I counted at least two in this thread???way to follow the handbook, guys and girls!)
3) claim that Obama is not a US citizen because he hasn't shown us his birth certificate yet
4) complain about the main stream media but don't acknowledge that Fox is PART of the msm???
5) berate Obama for his performance after three weeks in office but ignore the fact that the previous admin FUCKED OUR COUNTRY UP THE ASS for the past 8 years
6) when called out for bias, lie and say that "I'm actually a democrat but I look at things objectively" and then repeat your criticisms of Obama
7) pretend you're offended when the other side uses a bad word or insult, but then do the same thing once you think they've forgotten about it
8) throw out a celebrity's name as if they are representative of the entire democratic party
9) deflect the argument with something else, claim victory, and flee the thread.

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No. 94 · getreal

@Kelli: No I've just read the newspaper for the last 8 years. I get that you think this kool-aide comment is clever it just makes you sound like someone without the intellect to debate the issues.

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No. 95 · getreal

@anon: Let's call that drinking the sour grapes kool-aide. LOL

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No. 96 · anon

you got it, getreal!

isn't it funny how they bust it out like clockwork?

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No. 97 · goldengirl

Attention Haters:

Obama wouldn't be in office if your administration hadn't done such a LOUSY job. So you have nobody to blame but yourselves.

Now, once you grow some nuts and gain enough maturity to realize the Republican party currently appeals only to the fringes (as the Democrats once did), you can unclench your fists, grab a shovel, and get to work on rebuilding the great U.S. — in which you are privileged to live, regardless of your feelings about its leadership.

It's time to get over it. You lost. And you lost because your team sucked. If Obama is doing/will do such a horrible job, you've got 4 years to cough up a better candidate to undo the mess your previous one created. Good luck.

Oh, I almost forgot:
"There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you." :-)

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No. 98 · cindy

sounds VERY FAKE!!!

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No. 99 · Volker Schnoor

Obama is merely the latest tool of the Zionist Occupation Government which has ruled this country since the third administration of Franklin Roosevelt. Obama is not even a US citizen and refuses to release the records that would prove otherwise.

Obama is assuming the cape of a Third World dictator, as his first presidential decree is to the INS to ignore the illegal immigrant status of his aunt, who had been instructed to leave the country four years ago by an immigration judge who rejected her request for asylum from her native Kenya. The woman, Zeituni Onyango, was hiding in public housing in Boston and is the half-sister of Obama's late father.

Obama likes to create a cult of personality around himself. When a large number of a population is discontent, a charismatic leader can seize the opportunity and present himself as the agent of change. He can create a Cult of Personality by associating himself with the idea of change. He convinces everyone that things are terrible and a drastic change is needed. He then casts himself as the only person who can deliver this revolutionary transformation that everyone is waiting for. He portrays himself as a benevolent guide; the only one who cares about people and their needs and can pull them out of their alleged misery. In reality, they have no clue about how to address the problem - have no experience, no track record. But they are convincing because they are self assured.

Obama's speeches are grandiose. They are other worldly. He may talk about the war in Iraq, taxes or social security. It does not matter how mundane is the subject, he makes them sound transcendental and his audience is moved to tears. His worshippers do not go to listen to his plans. He has yet to offer any that is workable and different. They go to bask in his glory, to get high. Obama presents himself as someone with a unique vision and grasp of the entire problems affecting, not just the nation but the world, a pretense that is incomensurate with his track record. When in a meeting with House Democrats waxing lyrical about his trip to Europe, he concluded, "this is the moment, as Nancy [Pelosi] noted, that the world is waiting for." The world is waiting for Obama, according to Obama. In one of his rallies he reiterated this delusion of grandiosity and said, "We are the ones we've been waiting for." This sentence is logically absurd. What actually Obama wanted to say, which he masked with fake modesty is "I am the one the world has been waiting for."

When you fall for someone to the extent that Obama's followers have fallen for him, you surrender your reason and individuality to him willingly. When millions of people surrender their hearts and their minds to one person the result can be catastrophic. This is what happened in Germany with Hitler, in China with Mao, in the Soviet Union with Stalin, in Cuba with Castro, in Iran with Khomeini, in Cambodia with Pol Pot and so on and so forth. Today, we think these men were monsters, but that was not what millions of their worshipers thought. Those people loved them. Dictators can't dictate, unless peole are willing to be dictated to.

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No. 100 · getreal

His mother was born in Kansas so wherever he was born he is an american citizen. Period. All your conspiracy theories aside his mother was an American so so is he. That is why the supreme court dismissed all these allegations at of hand.I'm sure in your twisted brain you actually believe what you say but how do you explain all the yearbooks and childhood photos in schools in Hawaii and Kansas. Here is the fact in your little wormy brain you can't conceive that a black boy born of a single mother could be as intelligent and accomplished as our President so you must invent a million theories 100 years from now every American will look back at people like you with shame and revulsion the way we look back at the Nazi's or the people who interned the Japanese, or the people who forced Native Americans off their land onto reservations. You part of a great tradition of injustice in this world and in later generations young people will learn about racism and unpatriotic but well meaning people in how history records your actions. God bless you wake up.

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No. 101 · getreal

@Volker Schnoor: Americans loved Roosevelt and Kennedy. When Kennedy was elected unbalanced people were so afraid that the Vatican was going to take over America and that we would become a Catholic state. They called him the senator from Rome when he was running. Now we look back at these people and feel sorry for them. There is sadly a long legacy this country of people being afraid of people who they perceive as different. This man is intelligent, plain speaking and people relate to him some people are threatened by that because they have a narrow idea of who is allowed to be like that. It is not someone with an ethnic name or appearance. I pity you I mean that not in hateful way but for your limited world view and your seeming innocence about how terrible your propoganda is. President Obama's background is as American as yours just because he is not named Bob or George or Micheal does not make him any less of an American. Sheesh the banality of evil.

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No. 102 · anon

hey getreal…at least volker is following the handbook.

step #3!

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No. 103 · getreal

@anon: LOL

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No. 104 · Jay

Obama isn't black? Well, he chooses to call himself black. The majority of black people who have been in America for several generations are of mixed racial ancestry. Will Smith is considered black, and his parents are considered black, too. He has his skin tone because of racial mixing in the past. Race is a social construct. Before Obama became famous, no one walking down the street who saw him would say that he was not black. People who are so obsessed with saying that he is not black are people who have a notion of what blackness means–poor, uneducated, inaryticulate.

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No. 105 · sar

See Jossip, you don't have to sell yourself. Just let all your pages get submitted to StumbleUpon like this one was and it will be comment festivities all the way to the bank!

(OK srsly. I got here from StumbleUpon. It was surreal.)

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No. 106 · Alexander

That's really cool.
And unlike the last president, he can read too! :D

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No. 107 · B Brooks

@Stalker: Ohhhhh….Such bitterness!

I guess you know President O personnaly with your PERFECT self!


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No. 108 · Jackson

This is one of the funnies things ever!

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No. 109 · BostonJay

Why has this not been in a major news story or at least on FARK? I absolutely love this. How funny to have a president with this type of potty mouth.

you should submit this story at (My new fav site)

Posted: Feb 16, 2009 at 8:06 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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