Ed Robertson is the frontman of Barenaked Ladies, which means he is at least partly responsible for that "One Week" song that ruined the entire year of 1998. That doesn't explain why he seems to be one of God's chosen children; Robertson's private plane crashed in Canada yesterday afternoon and all four passengers managed to walk off unharmed. "'There’s not a scratch on any of them,' said the source. Another source who asked to remain anonymous said it was obvious something was very wrong today."

Wouldn't say it was wrong so much as the plot of Unbreakable, but sure, let's go with it. The plane is still up in the trees, FYI, which makes this story even more head-scratching. (How did they get down?) Chalk it up to Canadian luck, which is a thing now, and congratulations to Ed and his friends, who will live to spend another day commenting on their own songs on VH1. Too bad others, lately, haven't been so lucky.