So, have you guys had enough of John Edwards and his his crazy-hippie-blogger mistress, Rielle Hunter yet? No? Us either. Sorry Edwards, it's news, and it has been news since National Enquirer broke the story in December, despite no major media outlet touching the story before Friday.
But now the floodgates are opened and we are allowed to treat this story for what it really is: gossip about a politician's illicit sex scandals. So with that in mind, who wants to watch the web videos Hunter made for Edward's 2004 VP campaign?!
Some thing to keep in mind while watching this video, entitled "Plane Truths": Hunter was in no way qualified to document anything, yet was paid $100,000 for these four mini episodes. This may or may not have been hush money.
The second and third webisodes are equally ridiculous, although nothing beats the beginning of this video, where John just wants everyone to get to know the real him! "For me personally, I'd rather be successful or unsuccessful based on who I really am, not based on some plastic Ken doll you put out in front of audiences. That's not me." You hear that America? John Edwards is not a Ken doll! Ken dolls can't impregnate Skipper while Barbie is in remission after chemo.
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It took 4 years, John. But I think we know the real you, now.
Now I need a shower.
Somehow I doubt she's the firt or the last.