O.J. Simpson Kills People, Steals His Own Shit For No Reason, Enjoys Cheap Breadsticks
Who knew that moments after posting bail O.J. Simpson would be stalked by a crazed E! online reporter seeking to chronicle EVERY SINGLE BORING DETAIL of his four hour and 20 minute plane ride (US Airways Flight 888!) from Las Vegas to Fort Lauderdale, FL.? According E!'s breaking news report:
O.J. purchased a $3 snack pack for himself (the pack included chips, salsa, fruit bar, chocolate bar, cheese and breadsticks) and a $5 chicken caesar sandwich for his girlfriend and paid for the meal with a $50 bill. O.J. drank Coca-Cola and ice water while in flight, while Christie drank a small $5 bottle of red wine.
Worse still? He actually sat in coach, where he reportedly fit in nicely with all the other homicidal maniacs.
The man has a girlfriend? Seriously? Damn, there really is a sucker born every day!
This is one of the funniest things I've read about this latest OJ mess. The writer makes the comparison between OJ Simpson and Keyser Soze for The Usual Suspects