If you're already done reading today's Us Weekly, In Touch, Star, and Life & Style – and why you wouldn't be? it's already past noon – and your tabloid appetite has finally allowed you to ingest some OK!, well … you might be out of luck.

Despite assurances from the lady who answered the phone at OK! that the tabloid did indeed close, ship, and print, at least four newsstands we checked with are, um, without the magazine. The phone lady told us it was up to the individual newsstands to report that the magazine hadn't arrived — which, of course, they'll do because they give a crap about making sure their celeb weekly offerings are above par.