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Old Man Reveals Secret of Youth: Masturbation

Ew, ew ew ew ew!

Ninety-one-year-old Ernest Borgnine was on Fox and Friends this morning and told the Dooce something we never wanted to hear come out of pop-pop's mouth:

Aug 14, 2008 · posted by drew · Link · 5 Responses

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Tagged: Brian Kilmeade, Ernest Borgnine, Fox & Friends, Fox News, Steve Doocy

Comments (5)

No. 1 thefrontpage says:

Good for Ernest Borgnine! Seriously–he's a great guy, a talented guy, a class act. He's one of the stalwarts of Hollywood, and he's always had a great presence on the screen. And he's had a great life–great movies, a popular television show, an Academy Award, a long career, and a great track record in the business as an upstanding, honorable guy.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 12:34 pm

No. 2 BaxterJ says:

We have audio of this posted:
http://www.entertonement.com/c.....t-Borgnine

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 2:39 pm

No. 3 Santa Maria Eats Big Bananas says:

I wonder if his peen still hardens? He prolly masterbates his finger!

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 10:13 pm

No. 4 Joseph McCarthy says:

I love Ernest Borgnine. I hoe he lives forever.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 11:52 pm

No. 5 zombie_hands says:

He says it like it is! Maybe that's the key to Longevity?

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 10:03 am