Old Man Reveals Secret of Youth: Masturbation
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Ninety-one-year-old Ernest Borgnine was on Fox and Friends this morning and told the Dooce something we never wanted to hear come out of pop-pop's mouth:

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No. 1 · thefrontpage

Good for Ernest Borgnine! Seriously–he's a great guy, a talented guy, a class act. He's one of the stalwarts of Hollywood, and he's always had a great presence on the screen. And he's had a great life–great movies, a popular television show, an Academy Award, a long career, and a great track record in the business as an upstanding, honorable guy.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 12:34 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · BaxterJ

We have audio of this posted:
http://www.entertonement.com/c.....t-Borgnine

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 2:39 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Santa Maria Eats Big Bananas

I wonder if his peen still hardens? He prolly masterbates his finger!

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 10:13 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Joseph McCarthy

I love Ernest Borgnine. I hoe he lives forever.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008 at 11:52 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · zombie_hands

He says it like it is! Maybe that's the key to Longevity?

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 10:03 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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