• Hey, listen up. Lil Jon's aspiration is to become the king of rock. We don't want to ruin the natural hilarity of this with a joke. [MTV]

• The guys at Panic! At the Disco live up to their obnoxious band name when their bassist leaves the group in a state of distress. [NME]

• And then there were two potential Idols: the generic girl-pop diva, and the guy with gray hair. Excuse us while we go watch the Food Network. [Billboard]

• Isaac Hayes is the father of a new baby boy who is a king somewhere in Ghana. Which is nice, but Angelina Jolie is set to birth the next Jesus, and that's pretty tough to top. [Jam!]

• The U.K. apparently found Snoop so dangerous they had to ban him from the country. Pete Doherty is still slinging blood and needles around, however. [Spin]