It is just a made a joke out of your marriage now you will pay the price with ylour fame cause I don't reALLY CARE About you anymore and I think you are so spoiled you don't know how to deAL WITH real life. I know you are not jealous because your sister and you are close but sahe is actually I think better looking than you now and she does not jerk when she is singing, that is so annoying, but you do have a pretty voice

Debbbie and I'm 51, why don't you talk some Goddamn English so we can understand what the fuck your talking about? Who in the fuck are you talking about anyway? Who?
Dave, once again you are way out of line, Ashlee looks spectacular. Actually, she doesn't look spectacular, she looks better than that. I just can't think of a word that describes her. Amazing, Astonishing, elaborate, Fantastic, incredible, they all seem so inadequate. Hell, she is all of those words and more. She is the most beautiful thing I have ever laid eyes on. She really knows how to make me love her, and that means alot coming from me. I hate people. People suck. Except Ashlee, and her darling sister Jessica, and Madonna, of course. There are a few other people I like too, I guess…but Ashlee I love. LOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE HHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRR SO MUCH. WITH ALL MY HEART. No I am not obsessed. But if I was, too bad, this is Ashlee we are talking about. She is one of the nicest people of all time. I have never heard her argue with anyone about petty rubish.
Her eyes…god I love them. And her body is a work of art. Her lips are so plump and full…I can't stand it. She is really an angel if I have ever seen one.
Yeah, I know, I will never meet her. But I can dream can't I?
I don't know why people can talk about her the way they do, and still call themselves human. They're just jealous. Like on that thread with Pete Wentz, they say he is to good for Ashlee, Thats a fucking laugh. Ha! Ashlee is way too good for him. She is fly, and she is a real honey. Did I mention I love Ashlee? I love Ashlee.
She looks really professional in those pics of her doing Chicago in London. She realy is a little lady now. Good for her.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave…I want you to do something for me, because were both jewish. And seeing as I am one of the only people that visits your site, other than the people who want to see Pete Wentz stuff, ( yuck ) that makes me your number one fan. And I think I have a right to tell you what I want to see once in a while, don't get me wrong, I like some of your stuff, however…I am losing interest. Quickly. Would you do another article on my Honey Ashlee please?