• Keith Richards should be exempt from any kind of health ban there is. The man is practically half dead anyway- let him have his fun. [CNN]

• It's true, unfortunately. Ashlee Simpson will lip sync her way to the Broadway stage. We'll safely assume Joanna Coles gave her comp tickets to her assistant. [Star]

• Beyonce treating Jay-Z like a fashion accessory means only one thing: she’s ready for the big leagues. [NYM]

• Elton John thinks we’ve forgotten how weird he actually is. Well, this will serve as a reminder. [CNN]

• Gene Simmons wants to show the world what a good Jew he is. [AOL]