• Britney Spears' apartment, like its soon-to-be former owner, is quickly depreciating in value. [Page Six]

• When you're only getting six figures for brokering the launch of Beyonce's clothing line, you know Mama Knowles is screwing you somewhere. [NYDN]

• Coldplay doesn't want to be preachy about their political beliefs, they just want to make sure you hear the words "fair trade" over 1,000 times each concert they play. [Jam!]

• With Fall Out Boy doing the soundtrack, it's apparent the camp factor of Snakes on a Plane is able to increase. [NME]

• Prison inmates are the perfect composers for children sign-a-longs. [SJMN]