• Sting will spend $30 million moving out of his Billy Joel's sloppy 2nd floor seconds to a real apartment. Though, it's right down the street from where he lives now, so the neighbors can hang onto their celeb attractig property value. [NYP]

• David Furnish shouldn't be too mad at Pharrell for throwing him out of a club … at least the rapper didn't look at him and say there wasn't enough sausage. [R&M]

• It takes a Swede with a set to accomplish what Americans have tried to do for years — jail Axl Rose. [NME]

• Ok, somewhere between being a former crack dealer and now pretending to hang his enemies, 50 Cent has to have crossed the line of decency already. [HipHopGame]

• Was Kanye West wrong? Does George Bush care about black people. [Jam!]