• Nelly Furtado and basketball player Steve Nash get our vote for the strangest imaginary couple of the year. [Page Six]

• We know Heather Mills is not a musician, but her marriage to one of the most famous rock stars in the world makes her porn pics important by association. [Sun]

• With a name like Rob Zombie, he should just be directing horror movies. It's pretty much guaranteed to be more success than that whole music thing. [MTV]

• How different would the world be if the saying just went, "every time a rapper gets arrested on drug charges, an angel gets its wings?" [Billboard]

• For once, Pete Doherty is denying a drug allegation. Which either indicates he was sober for three hours, or he got a better lawyer. [Virgin]