• Maybe we're too picky, but "Fat Joe potato salad?" Sounds worse than eating freckled fire crotch. [HipHopGame]

• First Bob Dylan, now Dee Snyder? Satellite radio djs are all going to be washed up musicians. [NYDN]

• Kevin Aviance is back with a vengeance, and a fabulous new get-up, just in time for the parade. Watch out for an upcoming gangsta rap album. [Page Six]

• Just so we're clear, Slash still hates Axl Rose as much as we do. [MTV]

• With all these court payments on tap, Seal may have to ask Heidi Klum to cash in that insurance bond on her legs. [Jam!]