• Here's to betting that Benji Madden was the only person at MisShapes on Saturday night that even knows how to throw a punch. [Page Six]

• Nothing says bad-ass like a MySpace feud. With Fred Durst. [MSNBC]

• They say Proof was just "in the wrong place at the wrong time". Yeah, there's really no "right" place or time to get shot. [MTV]

• Polka Dot suits and crazy sunglasses for everyone! Elton John is hosting a closet sale, so get on down to Rockefeller Center while there are still platform shoes left. [National Ledger]

• Isn't prison bad enough without Jesus-centric talk radio? [NYT]