• Despite the Hermes party being in his honor, Lou Reed admits that he cannot afford the designer accessories. Maybe if he spent less money on drugs you could buy a heinously expensive scarf once in a while? [Cindy Adams]

• We thought Jamie Foxx had come such as long way since Booty Call. But, after listening to his album, in which he offers up X, and says, "I'll make you turn around and touch your toes," we think, hmm, not so much. He best not be kissin' Oprah with that mouth. [Slate]

• Leif Garret's mom blames Rock 'n Roll for his drug problem. But, Courtney Love's mom says that she's been troubled since infancy. At least we know no body's mother is to blame. [NYDN]

• The new Beastie Boys movie, Awesome; I Fuckin' Shot That was shot entirely by fans at a Madison Square Garden Beastie's concert. Home videos shot by a bunch of drunk people are fuckin' awesome. Just ask Drew Barrymore. [NY Times]

• Pink — the insipid, scantily clad pop star who's video criticizes insipid, scantily clad starlets — is so meta. What's next? La Lohan and Kate Moss in a D.A.R.E. commercial? [People]

• This particular AP headline caught our eye: Music Sales Are Booming On Internet. By "sales" do you think they mean "illegal downloading?" [AP]