• Andre 3000 is on the fast track to singing acoustic versions of “Hey Ya!” at West Village bars. [Page Six]

• See, why doesn’t Jessica Simpson also have mental rests? We’re sure her mind gets so totally strained all the time. [NYDN]

• Foxy Brown and Lil’ Kim may hate each other, but they’ll probably be sisters in the slammer together sometime soon. [Y!]

• The Black Crowes fire their keyboardist. He had a crush on Kate Hudson, too. [AP]

• Jennifer Lopez proves she can keep busy even while not making any good music or movies. [Much Music]