• If Justin Timberlake doesn't change pop music, who will? [Queerty]

• Jennifer Lopez is a vengeful witch with voodoo magic. Just ask Diddy, Cris Judd, and Ojani Noa. [MuchMusic]

• Yes folks, not only is Cher still around, she's still important enough to stand people up. [P6]

• This is what Eminem has been doing while not making any music whatsoever. [MTV]

• You know what helps a sick Gil Scott Heron feel better? Copious amounts of drugs. [NME]