• Ashlee Simpson, hard-working artist that she is, needs some rest. [MTV]

• If you’re a photographer on Monica’s trail, you should probably be fearing for your life. [NYP]

• Here’s what Beyonce has learned from boyfriend Jay-Z: whenever someone tries to sue her, she just brushes her shoulder off. Problem is, that doesn’t pay off $1.5 million debts. [Jam!]

• Justin Timberlake is rooting for Britney Spears. Or, at least hoping to score some free weed of K-Fed. [The Age]

• Kid Rock thought long and hard about Pamela Anderson while he was in jail. Ahh. Nothing breeds true love like avoiding rape in a Swiss prison shower room. [1063klen]