• It's probably for the best that American Idol's innocent singing cowboy won't be able to go the route of William Hung. We've about come to the end of our rope with the gay cowboy jokes. [TMZ]

• Kelly Clarkson thinks that winning the Grammy was just wrong. [MTV]

• We don't know how long these people have been out of college, but, the top ten drinking songs of all time doesn't include "In Da' Club?" Hello, sippin' Bacardi like it's your birthday is the only point of college. [Ledger-Enquirer]

• There's a party at Spring Lounge tonight — Courtney Love is officially out of SoHo. [Page Six]

• Judges continue to be completely at a loss as to what to do with Michael Jackon's kids. The kids just keep begging to be put up for adoption so they don't have to be hung out of a window or covered in blankets. [AP]

• What the fuck good are the confessions of a college DJ when there is absolutely no station booth sex? [Triad]