Since Madonna's adoption plans have hit beauraucratic wall, she's taken to smuggling the child out of the country instead. [AP]

Gerard Way claims that if you're goth, you can talk about cancer freely and not get in any trouble for it. [NME]

Maybe it's good to send over a nice, under-the-radar guy like Rhymefest to represent hip-hop abroad. Imagine if they sent DMX? That could only lead to bad news. [All Hip Hop]

We're not experts on national security or anything but we doubt the guy who wrote "Moonshadow" can be a serious threat. [R&M]