• (We know we put this item in this morning's round-up, but Intern Zack made us pee our pants with his commentary, so we're reiterating.) If you're walking down the streets of Lower Manhattan and you see an androgynous pop-star in a Big Bird outfit cleaning litter, don't be frightened. It's only Boy George. [NYDN]

• The great thing about washed-up rockers is that when one falls ill, there's always going to be another one right behind him ready to take the stage. Lindsay Lohan should really get herself a few of these. [NME]

• Willie Nelson is surprised that his comments about President Bush didn't draw more criticism. We think it's because people are surprised he hasn't OD'ed or something yet. [AOL]

• Leave it to Kevin Federline to do something incredibly original for his first music video: feature a fat girl. [Mollygood]

• Like a typical 25 year old on her birthday, MTV will mope around at home lamenting about it's glory days. [Y!]

• "Cracked out", "deluded", and "slightly retarded" are some of the terms that come to mind when thinking of Britney Spears. But "not nice?" Now that's just mean. [MSNBC]