• Bob Dylan is set to become the oldest radio DJ ever. [Guardian]

• Nick Lachey's new album takes the Justin Timberlake route — he swears he didn't mean to hurt her, just make millions off their memories. Does he remember that she dumped him? [People]

• What do rapper DMX and college football star Vince Young have in common? BET found them interesting — or at least available enough — to make reality shows out of them. [Hip Hop Game]

• In other "old musicians way past their prime" news, Neil Young plans to follow his new album with a blog. We are breathless with anticipation. [PitchforkMedia]

• Michael Jackson wants to collaborate with 50 Cent. If this is his way of reaching out to America's youth, we'd just rather him not. [AP]