• We can only imagine what Lil' Kim could possibly teach at her “Queen Bee Academy.” Surely classes on stripping, blow jobs, and lying to judges will be offered. [NYDN]

• A fair warning to celebrity couples: airing your marriage on an MTV reality show is the fastest and most public path to divorce. [Page Six]

• Just when we thought it was safe to forget that LL Cool J was once a regular on a TV show, the rapper forces us to remember that he’s still around. [NME]

• Okay we like a good Michael Jackson joke as much as the next guy, but people need to leave the poor guy alone. Come on — he made Thriller! [AP]

• MTV celebrates its birthday with the top 25 glorious moments. The Britney Spears Madonna kiss was during her "experimental" phase. [MSNBC]