• Today, 50 Cent takes on childhood obesity. What's tomorrow, campaigning for the rights of sex workers? [MSNBC]

• Apparently, Tony Snow can rock out as well as he can play administration message boy. [Page Six]

• Jessica Simpson is heartbroken that Nick Lachey would give a tell-all interview just two weeks before the release of his next solo album. Doesn't she realize the boy needs to eat? [People]

• The Pretty Girls Make Graves video contest is over. And it looks like the winners were on a lot of acid and watching Gumby when they came up with this entry. [You Tube]

• Pete Doherty just landed the number one spot on our "most fucked up people in the world" list. [Sun]