• First slutty pop stars and now KFC's inhumane practices, what world issues won't Pink tackle? [Page Six]

• Finally, The Beatles are making their music available online. Turns out the only people who care are too old to even know what an MP3 player is. [MSNBC]

• The suspect in the shooting of rapper Proof turned himself in claiming that Proof fired the first shot. Just another case of this he shot / she shot bullshit. [MTV]

• LA Weekly dissected the Two-Piece Indie Rock Genus of rock banks. Like everything, it's all about sexual tension. [LA Weekly]

• American Idol divas are causing a stir again. For once, it has nothing to do with Paula "Drunk-Ass" Abdul. [TMZ]