• Gorillaz will deliver their own "Queen's Speech" (whatever that is) on Christmas day. If you just can't wait until then to hear it, here's the full transcript. Thrilling we tell you. [NME]

• While her career is sort of dying, Pink herself is still very much alive. And what better way to remind the world of your existence than to record an album entitled: I'm Not Dead?
[MTV]

• Ryan Adams and Willie Nelson are planning to cut a record. There's just never enough booze and ponytail holders to go around, is there? [Product Shop NYC]

• Like anyone wants to know what John Mayer's offspring will look like. Oh, Cityrag, you always give us nightmares. [Cityrag]

• Looks like David Letterman isn't the only one who needs a restraining order. His band guy Paul Shaffer's wiggin' out now too. [Page Six]