• Remember all those Isaac Hayes/South Park jokes from last week? The real reason Hayes quit is because he had a stroke. Awwwwkward. [Page Six]

• Top ten over-hyped bands of the last five years: Arctic Monkeys, The Vines, sure we'll play along. But you lost us at Steven Segal. [Boston]

• The stress of the sex tape is finally getting to Kid Rock. He's started to lash out Pete Doherty style at the innocent paparazzi. [TMZ]

• Are rumors of Sting's tantric loving orgies really that ridiculous? [Page Six]

• Britney Spears got two midgets to deliver Kevin Federline his birthday cake. How creepy. [R&M]