• Forgive us, but wtf is Tamara Mellon doing with Kid Rock? Not helping your "I'm way too good for this gig" campaign, honey. [Page Six]

• Madonna and The Gorillaz are set to open for this year's Grammy Awards. Yay, we love playing "guess which one is a cartoon." [Billboard]

• An Indie Rock cookbook, full of recipes for fat-free pot brownies and a recommended breakfast of diet coke and cigarettes, coming soon to a bookstore near you. [Stereogum]

• Is it just us, or are potheads kind of ruling the world this week? The Bonnaroo vs.Coachella debate is likely to spark dude, yah, hella, bong filled conversations from Vermont to Colorado. [Bonnaroo, ProductshopNYC]

• Even the New York Times is starting to get annoyed with Pete Doherty's all-too-frequent drug arrests. No one really cares if he keeps doing drugs, just as long as those drugs inspire decent music. [NYT]

• Boy George appeared in court briefly to plead innocent to drug charges. This is gearing up to be almost as frightening as the Michael Jackson trial. [AP]