• One million people attended Saturday's Rolling Stones concert in Rio, leaving behind lots of trash, a few broken ear drums, and loads of regret. Not to mention a fear of aging. [CNN]

• We just can't figure out why nobody wants to be on Michael Jackson's Katrina album. At least he could get Snoop to participate, though. We know that hearing a song from an accused child molester and a self proclaimed weedman will inspire those hurricane victims to hang on. [Billboard]

• Spike Lee doesn't really like 50 Cent's message, but he doesn't really like any message that's not rabidly pro-Knicks, obsessively pro-Brooklyn, or anti-everything else. [R&M]

• If you're bored and love YouTube (doesn't everyone?), check out this music video contest. The winner gets a (hopefully redeemable) trip to New York, some money, and, we assume, 15 seconds of internet fame. [YouTube]

• Frustrated with the limited lexis of pop music, a Swedish man has created a website where stars will say anything you tell them to, in their own voice. How fantastic! Now Britney Spears' fans have a decent outlet for their awesomely extensive vocabulary. [MTV]

• Why would anyone fight over Mya? Seriously. We don't get it. [Page Six]