• Katie Couric may be the perkiest of them all, but that still doesn't get her a Pulitzer.

• Aaron Hicklin is in at Out, where the top requirement is being hot. This could be why Scott McClellan is just plain out.

• The Village Voice went through more changes than MSNBC and Hearst combined.

• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes shock the world by having a real baby — no aliens, beach balls, Greirs, or boys — just a real baby girl named Suri, which stands for something or other … our favorite being "Party".

• And while Jared Paul Stern lost the bloggers, the New York Times lost its website, Julia Roberts lost the critics, Pete Doherty temporarily lost his buzz, and Page Six"lost" its freelancers.

• Bonnie Fuller manages not to ask us for coffee or punch us in the face at her book party. And she wants Angelina Jolie's baby real bad.