• We met Noelle Hancock. And she definitely doesn't look like a butt.

• We did not blow up this week. Thanks, England.

• We went to this party, this party, and this party. And pictured everyone in their underwear.

• Chris Wilson finally goes somewhere where we won't have to pay attention to him. Well, just this once, since he got a bunch of people fired. (We hear they've been drinking since 2.)

• That Joanne Coles has some mad tactics. Jumping in Cathie Black's limo? Bad ass.

• And all this time, we thought Keith Olbermann couldn't get anymore disappointing.