• Letting “the girls” get some fresh air is so in right now. Meanwhile, referring to a woman’s breasts as “the girls” is—and always will be—totally lame.

• Mayor Bloomberg has visited 20 U.S. cities in the past 18 months. You know, it’s almost like he’s campaigning for something other than New York City mayor.

• Greedy Coney Island developer get slightly less greedy and agrees to rescind plans to build residential developments; local drug dealers rejoice.

• Apparently going to NYU is really expensive. Who knew??

• Meanwhile, it turns out fast food chains would prefer that you didn’t know how many Weight Watchers points a Big Mac is worth. [Answer: 30,000].

• Rats take a short break from terrorizing New York Times‘ staffers to make out like bandits at your friendly, neighborhood Pinkberry.