• PETA is pissed at Anna Wintour for traumatizing innocent peacocks, not inviting PETA to her fancy costume gala.

• Judge disappoints pervy jurors, NYDN by refusing to allow details of Peter Braunstein’s “raunchy sex life” into evidence.

• Only eight legitimate protestors show up to the "Free Paris" rally; everyone else just shows up to laugh, awkwardly watch.

• According to Mayor Bloomberg's new green plan, dogs are free to roam leash-less in city parks from 9pm to 9am. Which is great news for dog-owners, and horrible news for park-dwelling bums.

• All of New York’s 13,000 cabs to be outfitted with touch-screen computers. Drivers reportedly pissed at the additional expense, afraid Big brother will catch them not picking up black people.