• Time Out! Micky Rourke is screaming things like "fag" and "deformed douchebag." [Queerty]

• Gothamist is now chronicling every shooting, every fire, and every pedestrian hit by a cab with their real-time mapping technology. If you're bored … laughing at people getting stabbed is always entertaining. [Gothamist]

• The most frightening thing about Brooklyn? The squirrels that will attack your garden. And the fascinating microcosm that erupts when New Yorkers get two square feet of space they call a "yard." [NYT]

• Right here in New York, on Good Morning America, Mark Foley inadvertently called himself a "creepy old guy." Kind of makes Lloyd Grove look a little less COG-y. [Lowdown]

• Nobody told Michael Musto that Avalon closed down? Shame, shame. [Musto]