Only in New York: Cab Drivers Unilaterally Veto GPS Tracking Devices, Marking First Time So Many Races, Ethnicities Have Agreed Since 'Tower of Babel' Days
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Editorial Director
You don't mean "unilaterally". You mean "unanimously".
Most unfortunately, this mistake ruins an otherwise very funny news caption.