• Big surprise here: cops in NYC acting not very helpful. [Gawker]

• Oh, so that's why everyone is so out of it today — the Le Cirque party was last night. [NYP]

• Well, we have a vampira in our schools, so naturally the next logical freak would be a burglar who passes out in coffins. [MSNBC]

• Ladies, leave your man at home. Fifth Avenue is going to be packed with more computer nerds than ever thought possible. Ok, the real reason to go is for the free computers. [Gothamist]

• What's the latest in gun technology? Glocks disguised as cell phones. Great, lets get one for Naomi Campbell shall we? [NYT]