• Metal keys are just so last year [NY Sun]

• How New York does breast cancer awareness: "The breasts hang on the wall solo or in pairs." [NYT]

• Nothing wakes your ass up in the morning like a nice, big warehouse fire. [Gothamist]

• Much to our dismay, some people actually want to show up on hipster photoblogs. [Last Night's Party]

• A newspaper starts a program to help the city recycle it. [FBNY]