• When the fattest man to walk cross country finally gets to New York, he better have lost about 200 pounds if he actually wants to sit anywhere. [1010 Wins]

• It's an arcade. In a bar. Dude, it's just so Williamsburg. [Gothamist]

• The Post lets the terrorists know where the un-policed stations are now. Thanks for looking out for us, Rup. [NYP]

• Bloomberg wants to take down the NYC party train, one seven-seater party bike pedicab at a time. [NYT

• "The Brooklyn-born publicity magnet had planned to leave his bubble tonight, get wrapped in 150 pounds of chains - and then jump back in and hold his breath for nine minutes while escaping his bonds." How did we not already know David Blaine was from New York? It all makes so much more sense now. [NYDN]