• What a great homecoming: Stepping off the plane and into handcuffs. [NYT]

• A proposal for metal detectors in New York movie theaters is laughed at, just like the box office numbres for Basic Instinct II. [NYSun]

• Taking bribes as police commissioner? Just pay it back and it’s water under the bridge … or every A1 newspaper headline. [AP]

• Vendors are being robbed by the city, so they protest. But they still need their money, so it’s right back to handing out food to those NYU kids and tourists. [MetroNY]

• A boat collides with a barge and two fishermen go missing. Which causes us to have great concern — about where we’ll get our shrimp. [WABC]