• Naomi Campbell: bringing saphron traffic-vests back, makes sanitation work fashionable.

• Three Long Islanders were apprehended on the Triborough Bridge with $4000 worth of coke…because they couldn’t pay the $4.50 toll.

• Cost of imaginary Second Avenue subway project increases by $54 million real dollars.

• “NYU is poisoning the culture of the Village.” Well, obviously.

• Police found 22 pounds of marijuana concealed in a spare tire. More surprising, however, was the 50 grams of coke that was stashed in the love handles/cankle regions.