• We weren’t actually aware that the “little hot dog” ever went out of style. [NYT]

• Who are these “urban people” trying to get into NYC clubs? What do they think this is, a city? [NYDN]

• It used to be so much easier to deal weed at NYU. Er, uh, so we hear. [Gothamist]

• Bruce Springsteen is totally a real New Yorker. He even hates the Post. [Rolling Stone]