Only In New York: We are Still Safe From Wilmer Valderrama
• The cops just got to third base with the hooligans who call themselves "The Untouchables." [Metro]
• It turns out that the only weapons kids are carrying around are their cell phones. Actually, we hear those can be a little dangerous when thrown. [NY1]
• Turns out that mailman was just a fan of Seinfeld. And hallucinating. [NYP]
• Wilmer Valderrama confirms that we are all safe from him taking permanent residence here. [NYO]
• Harvard kids always ruin freakin' everything! We just hope he used Kaavya Viswanathan's book to fuel the flames. [NYT]
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man! wilmer is fine and very very sexy! i lke watching him on yo mama and that 70's show!
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