• The Iranians are coming, the Iranians are coming! Hide your children! They eat babies! [NYP]

• Why are the explosive vapor things never in Williamsburg instead of Greenpoint? [Gothamist]

• Oprah spending an hour with a gay guy can only be described by the Daily News as "creepy." That's totally what Jim McGreevey's mission is all about. [NYDN]

• SNL officially axes Horatio Sanz. Which means maybe New York will regain a trace of cool. [ETP]

• So much for those new N trains. [NYT]