Jossip's car stopped, the door opened and nobody came out.
(Armenian joke)

Try to dig that

I think one of Winona's sisters helped turn me into milk and ice cream. I have fallen asleep and seen my own bones and felt them get thinner and heard her say "MMMM." over and over again mockingly. Then I heard her say, when I was trying to work, 'If we steal a little at a time, no one will notice. " I had files and carvings stolen. Someone also surgically altered my chin and jaw, replaced my natural breasts with silicone, and cut away at my reproductive tract. Then I am haunted by these little pale black haired brats who want to copy my writing. Talking about copying my writing, forgeries of my own writings were found in my house. Someone stole my originals and left forgeries. Then I saw myself with a camera surgically attatched to my head. You know, a push button camera was rigged so it was inside of my head. Yesterday I heard a Winona say "The things that make me laugh aren't the things that make a nice girl laugh."

It's no wonder that Noni gets a little crazy. Can you imagine living a life in which almost everyone you meet knows your life story, and in which you have been given a king's ransom for doing little more than pretending to be other people? A person in a position like that must be stir crazy and extremely bored, and it wouldn't surprise me one bit to hear that she is involved in another scandal in the coming months.

Not that I think Winona is a bad person at all. In fact, I have a high degree of respect for her and believe that compared to many in Hollywood, she is a choir girl. Winona loves kids and has a very big soft spot in her heart for them. I just think that Winona needs something besides acting in her life to give her focus. Take her buddy Angelina for example, she and her hubby have taken the entire continent of Africa under their wings and have made it their personal duty to see to it that the children of that area are not cast aside.

Are they doing it for fdame or recognition? I doubt it. I believe they are doing it because they have found meaning beyond the siver screen and that since there is a natural desire in the human heart to be needed, Angie found people who needed her and is doing fine and staying out of trouble. Winona, if you are reading this, take my advice and get a hobby or find someone on whom to lavish the benefit of your wealth and position, and stay out of trouble! :)