Have a chance to read today’s Page Six? If not, you may be surprised to receive a scary error message should you click on a (now inactive) link to this morning’s “A Swing And A Miss” item.

Fortunately, we’ve taken the liberty of copying and pasting the item here, for your convenience:

Corny crooner Michael Bublé isn’t entirely the ladies’ man he fancies himself to be. The never-bashful balladeer was spotted ‘boasting to anyone who would listen’ in the bar at the Hotel Costes K in Paris the other night, ‘wearing this ridiculous vest and bragging to everyone about how women fall all over him and how amazing he is,’ our witness reports. But when he tried out his moves by flirting with Emily Blunt, who was also at the hotel, he completely struck out.

Although we can only speculate as to the official reason for the item’s removal, we do know a few things for certain, namely:

(1) Michael Bublé and Emily Blunt are currently dating, and have been for the past three or so years.
(2) Like most couples who have been together for three or so years, Michael Bublé and Emily Blunt have probably had sexual relations.
(3) Said relations were probably consensual.

It, therefore, stands to reason that Emily Blunt may not have enjoyed the insinuation that she finds her own boyfriend repugnant. Moreover, Emily Blunt also may not have enjoyed the fact that her boyfriend was described as wearing a “ridiculous vest,” or that she’s dating someone who brags to anyone who would listen about how he’s a total babe magnet.

All things considered, however, the fact that Blunt and Bublé are in a long-term, monogamous relationship is conceivably what led to the item’s ultimate removal.

Either that, or else Bublé called in a favor and had his friend Nello Balan messenger over an early “Christmas present” to make this all “disappear.”

*Though, on the plus side, it did rouse Michael Bublé’s publicist from a restful, 3 year slumber!