From this week's New Yorker:

Tongues are wagging that va-va-voom vixen Angelina Jolie’s new baby looks remarkably like Page Six’s own Jared Paul Stern. Could it be that the lovelier half of Brangelina traded some power canoodling for honorable mentions? (Full disclosure: Yes.)

When both Brangelina and Jared Paul Stern hit The New Yorker, you know there's someone David Remnick ought to oust, Jack Kliger style.

THE NEW PAGE SIX [Steve, Martin New Yorker]