You knew they were just moments away. Ladies and gents, the Jared Paul Stern groupies have landed, and they want you buy their swag. And read their blog. Which is only a marketing tool for their shirts. Which is only a marketing tool for Jared Paul Stern. And his shirts. Now if we find out that JPS's Skull & Bones line of tees is producing these shirts, we're gonna die in a pool of irony.

In the meantime, we're sending out the interns to tear down these "Free Jared Paul Stern" signs, ironically tagged on Village Voice kiosks.

Free Jared Paul Stern [Blogspot]